Who thinks of the new riddim names ?

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Who thinks of the new riddim names ?

Postby Dadi Digi » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:12 pm

For example:

Golden Cartel label and there new riddim is called "Flying green puss".

Where da hell did they get that name from ?.... on second thoughts, it doesnt matter !
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Postby Bilko » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:14 pm

it's the same person who thinks up the names of the paints on them sample cards.
in every category my subject is version
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Postby Pluto » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:54 pm

Don't know if the rhythms are good, but many of the new JA rhythms' names make me laugh... :arrow: Saddam's Birthday Party, SARS (a few years ago), Cookie Monster, Anger Management, Tse Tse...
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Postby dots69 » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:27 pm

gotta assume the producers to blame (?)

heres my bizzarely named 10 :

1.Damsel Pandemonium / Shocking Vibes
2.Filthy / Juvenile
3.Stink / Xtra Large
4.Space Invaders / Maximum Sound
5.Ginigog / KBM Music
6.Gumm / Vibes Corner
7.New Brain / Pure & Clean
8.She Him / Chilled Music
9.Bad Flu / Stone Love
10.Shankle Dip / Shocking Vibes

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Postby giab » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:31 pm

coming soon from TruTone HiFi
Sex Toy Riddim
Jism Monkey Riddim
Butter Puppy riddim
:D
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Postby dots69 » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:48 pm

:lol:

and soon come from Zoki International :

Dildo in the Arena riddim
Everyday is just a Dildoday riddim
Dildos in da Dance riddim
Guess whos coming to Dildo riddim

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Postby giab » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:53 pm

seriously, those are the real names of my latest riddims
you didn't think I just made them up off the top of my head did ya ?
& of courrse, the Sex Toy riddim is dedicated to Zoki
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Postby tim p » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:16 pm

OJ's currently have the following on offer:
Dutty Soks (with a tune by Sizzla called Scream - I haven't heard it but I fear the title may be all to accurate)
Anger Management
Cooki monster
Fungus
3 mins 12 secs a bit literal that one.

I reckon they only do it so they can have a good laugh when the obligatory rhythm album is released by Greensleeves or VP...

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Postby Ekki » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:24 pm

Lol @ Tim.
"Anger management" is dedicated to all message board users world wide, especially Mario2.
"Cooki monster" is mistitled and should be either called "Gordon monster" or "Zoki monster", depends on the explicit lyrics :lol:
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Postby giab » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:27 pm

& my next riddim will be called "the frustrated wanna be reggae journalist using pretentious language to cover for lack of insightful written skills riddim"
:D
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Postby Ekki » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:35 pm

Good one, Nick!
I really enjoyed that thread on snwmf. :wink:
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